Car Decals Nobody Wants

I spend a lot of time on the freeway, and I am blessed with a healthy exposure to decals and bumper stickers. Living in Florida, I see a lot of those stick-figure families with Mickey Mouse hats.

There's also the 1950s family unit:

I have my own interpretation of what some of the other decals actually mean:

I feel that some of these decals are discriminatory. Not every family has access to the grandeur of theme parks and jet skis. Why aren't there any decals that depict the deeper side of the average American family?


FAMILY #1

FAMILY #2